I remember a time when I sat there and spent hundreds of dollars playing the slots never won anything then a caucasian lady came and sat in my seat after I got up and then all of a sudden the machine started winning -go figure. I hit a small jackpot one time and I've been coming there since they opened. It just goes back and forth let you win a couple of pennies and then they take it right back. When we go to the parks I hardly ever win, I feel like the other writer most of the time you lose your money or if you're lucky you're win some of it back. I think everything looks very nice although they could add a couple more bathrooms, and spread the MAC machines around so you won't have to walk all the way across the casino just to get your money out of the ATM machine. I can say that Parx had to dine there plays very nicely. They should stop trying to draw people there for entertainment and just fill the area when slots or table games cause that’s all this disgusting place cares about. Doesn’t make any sense you can literally walk in there blacked out from any of the surrounding bars but if you show up sober to a comedy show they treat it like an airplane. It’s filled with the seedy scum of lower bucks surrounded by cheap hotels with working women, and they’re worried about you purchasing a drink? Just know if you go to a comedy show and don’t pregame before you’re only getting one drink for the next few hours.

I have tickets for one more show but will not spend anymore money at this place. Not only do they have wacky rules their service is rude and condescending. I guess this is the no fun casino never been to a place that so consistently sucks. Bartender said you can’t purchase more than one drink every 30 minutes.

Seen 5 comedy shows at Excite trying to get a drink from a bar before the shows takes 30 minutes, you’re not allowed to have more than one drink.

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